So I finally get up the courage to start my own band and my drummer just can’t hold it together. She’s always showing up to practice with a suspiciously runny nose, and to be perfectly honest, she sometimes smells like she has soiled her pants. It’s bad enough that I had to take on lead vocals because SOMEONE can’t talk yet. I’m really worried that our wannabe White Stripe duo may not make it. Especially if she doesn’t stop taking these “bu ba” breaks. I think we’re seriously going to have to hold an intervention soon. I mean it’s all about her all the time. She’s always sleeping one off, so we can only practise around her schedule. I don’t know you guys, do you think we have a shot?